nursejoy:

me when i’m not ok but I don’t want people to worry about me

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punacceptable:

I’m saying “excuse me” but I mean “why the fuck are u and ur friends fucking standing in the middle of the hallway blocking everyone what the fuck u fucker”

baby: dd d dde..dd-da
dad: daddy? :)
baby: desu
dad: its a fucking weeb
Me on my wedding day: you still like me right

love-summer-love33:

I need to marry someone hot so our children will have a 50/50 chance of being hot

東京