*goes to bed at 2am instead of 5am* wow, my life is so in order right now.  i’m making such good decisions for myself and my body and my soul and im so in love with myself for doing this


me when i’m not ok but I don’t want people to worry about me



I’m saying “excuse me” but I mean “why the fuck are u and ur friends fucking standing in the middle of the hallway blocking everyone what the fuck u fucker”

baby: dd d dde..dd-da
dad: daddy? :)
baby: desu
dad: its a fucking weeb
Me on my wedding day: you still like me right


I need to marry someone hot so our children will have a 50/50 chance of being hot